Joke of the Day
Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well, then, consider this...............................
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the
vacuum cleaner.
Still having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up
to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
And still think YOU'RE having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. One of the protestors opened the gate and
all two thousand pigs escaped, stampeding madly.
The two protesters were trampled to death.
No way after this one will you still be having a Bad Day !!
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,
he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
Dave & Joyce
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Thought of the Day
There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress.
-Mark Twain
